
Beware of the Dog.
Decorate with personality! Our prints celebrate your clever canine sidekick, making your space as lively and mischievous as your tail-wagger.
Beware of the Dog.
"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"
"I have no skills. . . only tricks."
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
'That was fun!'
"Why, you little Shih Tzu."
"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."
"Bad dog."
'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'
Dog lover
"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"
'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'
'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'
"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."
I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."
"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."
'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'
"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."
"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."
'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'
"You've already been for a walk."
Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs
'They do say they're a shy breed.'
Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.
'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'
Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.
English Pointers giving pointers.
"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"
Stick man throws arm for dog
"When did you become such a big animal lover?"
'Now, shake, boy, shake...'
"I got you the same thing."
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
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