Tail-wagging Trickster Pillows

Beware of the Dog.

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You've already been for a walk."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'