Tail-wagging Companion Pillows

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'You tell me how he does it.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'