Tail-wagging Companion Pillows

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'