Wagging Tails Gifts

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'He's barking mad!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Good dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Parping dog.

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'