Wagging Tail Watcher Gifts

'We're able to stay best friends because I never ask him for money.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'He's barking mad!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."