Wagging Tail Watcher Prints

'We're able to stay best friends because I never ask him for money.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'He's barking mad!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."