Truth Chaser Gifts

Journalists in the pandemic

Squeezing the Free Press.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Tallyho!"

Skeptic Tank.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Truth

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'