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Pensioners On Stair Lifts

Pickpocket pickpockets someone after being arrested.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Man on motorbike.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Media Whore Raceway.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'He went that way, officer!'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Born to be Wild

Cross Channel Leap

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Fisherman.

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Could you throw me the truck keys?'