Car Chaser T-Shirts

Dreaming of chasing cars.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"I got a job!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Get a life

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"Where's the fun gone"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

A number of figures walk up stairs.

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

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'... Yes, but when we said we were looking for 'hungry applicants', we meant hungry for success.'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"