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'He's training for a career in law.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

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'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I got a job!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Get a life

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"Where's the fun gone"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

A number of figures walk up stairs.

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

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'... Yes, but when we said we were looking for 'hungry applicants', we meant hungry for success.'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"