Crime Chaser Gifts

Pensioners On Stair Lifts

Pickpocket pickpockets someone after being arrested.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Media Whore Raceway.

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Born to be Wild

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Cross Channel Leap

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Fisherman.

'Could you throw me the truck keys?'

"What do you say we follow something else?"

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'