Cycle Chaser Gifts

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Painting clouds

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Early Exercise Machines

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Walken On Clouds

Golfing with God.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

OOPS!

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

More jets.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Man on motorbike.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Vaping cigarette

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

The Ladder to Heaven