Mystery Chaser Gifts

Bermuda Triangle Motel

"What do you say we follow something else?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'He went that way, officer!'

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

The star hunters

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I said slime."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

The Snooze Bar.

An early space launch attempt.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)