Monster Chaser Gifts

"The good news is there is a horrific creature stalking you, so you're not suffering from paranoia. The bad news is obvious."

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Now how did she know?"

Astronaut

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Life in the fastest lane.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

Flower tribute

A Discreet Hint.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Le Roi Kong

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'He went that way, officer!'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Loch Ness.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

Violin Ghost

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'