Monster Chaser Mugs

"The good news is there is a horrific creature stalking you, so you're not suffering from paranoia. The bad news is obvious."

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Now how did she know?"

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Flower tribute

Man on motorbike.

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

A Discreet Hint.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Le Roi Kong

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Loch Ness.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

Violin Ghost

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.