Animal Chaser Gifts

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog phrenology

Cat Zoom Meeting

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A day in the life of a dog.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'He's training for a career in law.'