Animal Chaser Gifts

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A day in the life of a dog.

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'