Child Chaser Gifts

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"When did she start crawling?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'He's training for a career in law.'

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Shaving takes years off you.'

Eddy Merckx

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"