Toddler Chaser Gifts

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

"Short legs Mommy... Remember short legs!"

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"When did she start crawling?"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"God must have been very pleased."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"Where's the fun gone"

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'