Cat Chaser Gifts

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"It's a Manchester Terrier."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"I seem to have lost the will to chase cats."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Letter writing lady.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Tango

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Media Whore Raceway.