Cat Chaser Pillows

Listen, you can stay on my lap only if you stop honking at every cat.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"It's a Manchester Terrier."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"I seem to have lost the will to chase cats."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Letter writing lady.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Tango

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.