Chat Chaser Pillows

'A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The New Normal

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Bookworm Romance

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Winery tours.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cupid

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

The British Society of Campanology...

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Drinkers.

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"....and look."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"