Chat Chaser Pillows

'A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The New Normal

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Bookworm Romance

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Winery tours.

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

The British Society of Campanology...

Cupid

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

Best wines book

"....and look."

Drinkers.

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."