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"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Letter writing lady.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Tango

Hollywood or bust!

As Seen On TV

Signing cage.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"