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"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Letter writing lady.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Tango

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Hollywood or bust!

As Seen On TV

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Signing cage.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Man on motorbike.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."