Bestseller Chaser Mugs

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Out To Lurch

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Bookworm Romance

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Skinhead guppy.

Redeemable Securities.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Shopping Torture

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"She clawed her way to the top."

Final clearance sale.

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"What's next?"