Bestseller Chaser Pillows

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Out To Lurch

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Chris Froome

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Skinhead guppy.

Bookworm Romance

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Redeemable Securities.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Shopping Torture

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"She clawed her way to the top."

Final clearance sale.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

Muhammed Ali RIP

Robert Smith

"What's next?"