Thriller Chaser Pillows

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'You know too much,'

Out To Lurch

"Tallyho!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Clown Skis.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Crime in bookshop

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'The sty is falling!!'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"We've got a problem."

Walking the Plank.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'