Romance Chaser Pillows

The Adventures of Morton

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Letter writing lady.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Cupid and parachutists.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Tango

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

The Daily Fury

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Perfect Match

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'