Romance Chaser Gifts

The Adventures of Morton

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Letter writing lady.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Tango

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

The Daily Fury

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Perfect Match