Romantic Pursuit Gifts

"Yes, I know every other suitor has precipitated an outrageous tragedy – but I have a good feeling about this one."

"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Once more, with fury."

How oysters get engaged.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Cupid and parachutists.

Funnel of Love.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Live the Dream!

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Perfect Match