Romantic Aspirations Gifts

'I'm sure Mister Right will come along someday...until then, I guess I'll just stay married.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Bear Costume

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Day Dreamer.

Romantic Tree Carving

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Rainbow/Horizon

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Perfect Match

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'