Romantic Pursuits Gifts

Happy Hour

"Look, Baldo, stuff happens and sometimes there's no explanation for it. Maybe you can say it's somehow related to centuries of social stratification, whereby some people and cultures find themselves on the outside looking in, never really becoming a part

Bear Costume

"Call me?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Get... a-nother room!"

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Cake

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

Face Mask Romance

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"We were made for each other...!"

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Pass the grey stuff.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

"That was supposed to be us."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)