Romantic Ventures Gifts

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Profit

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Cake

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Six arms, no waiting.

A Woman's Conquests.

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Fourplay.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'Not now, Lord!'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

The Adventures of Morton

'I'm pregnant.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.