Romantic Ventures Gifts

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Profit

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Cake

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

Six arms, no waiting.

A Woman's Conquests.

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Not now, Lord!'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

The Adventures of Morton

Fourplay.

'I'm pregnant.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"