Romantic Entrepreneur Gifts

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Money Plant.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'It was love at first sight!'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Mulk

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

"Ya know, Frank. . . we should put an ad in the paper. . . Pete and Frank's trash removal and dispersal service."

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

Violinist's family begging while he plays.

"This tastes the same...why the different price?"

'Life handed me lemons, so I made lemonade. My first customer was allergic and sued me for everything I had.'

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."