Nostalgic Entrepreneur Gifts

'Remember buying our first vegan leather briefcases?'

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Old Spice

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

Scales

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

His Master's Data.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I worry about today's kids, all they want to do is sit in the cave and stare at the fire."

When he was 16, Ed's dad gave him his choice between a car and a computer. Now he sits, busted down, far from the edge of the info superhighway!

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"