Nostalgic Technophile Gifts

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Snoopy with Laptop

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old Book Smell

Old-fashioned computer

Social Media

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Computer Sale.

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."