Nostalgic Tech-savvy Gifts

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Old-fashioned computer

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

His Master's Data.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

TV Repair 101.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

Very old fashioned computer.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone

Email in a bottle.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

'I know just how you feel.'

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."

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'I lost my mobile phone so I had to dig out my 1988 one with its attached digital camera.'

'What's that?'

"I really miss letters."