Nostalgic Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'Are you kidding?! You expect me to do my homework with dial up?!'

They called him Mr. Fax.

Email in a bottle.

Myspace then and now.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

"How can your grandma walk around with this? And where's the camera?"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"