Nostalgic Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'Are you kidding?! You expect me to do my homework with dial up?!'

They called him Mr. Fax.

Email in a bottle.

Myspace then and now.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

"How can your grandma walk around with this? And where's the camera?"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

The Final Chapter.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.