Nostalgic For Technology Gifts

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Old-fashioned computer

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

His Master's Data.

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

TV Repair 101.

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

Very old fashioned computer.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Workers constructing barcodes

Al's computer salvage.