Nostalgic For Technology Gifts

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Snoopy with Laptop

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old-fashioned computer

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

His Master's Data.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

TV Repair 101.

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

Very old fashioned computer.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Workers constructing barcodes