Nostalgic Techie Gifts

'Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

E-by-gum mail: 'Eh oop, where's me black puddin'?'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'

'I know just how you feel.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

'Bread crumbs? Didn't Hansel and Gretel have GPS on their phones?'

'Quick, give me the answer to question 9 before class begins.'

"With all these iPhones, iPads, iPods, and everything else, kids these days just can't live without their machines!"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Get this typed up and faxed over to the change management consultants, Doreen."

Santa delivers Apps

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"I didn't know programming the VCR was that easy."

"Just go over there already."

'I lost my mobile phone so I had to dig out my 1988 one with its attached digital camera.'

'Well it wasn't obsolete when I started trying to get through to your helpline.'

"My mom bought it for me when I was little. I used it twice, then upgraded to a phone."

"Instead of coming from old money, I, unfortunately, come from old computers."

'In my day, we watched television on tiny screens, and the picture was all fuzzy. I'm glad to see that technology hasn't really changed much since then.'

'I miss rabbit ears.'

"I'll call you back. I'm harvesting rice."

Good Debt Wins

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

Ideas before their time Telegraph office. You're wasting way too much time using that thing to forward jokes.

"And he did it all with a flip phone."

Old-fashioned computer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"We already have call waiting. My sister's been waiting 2 days for her new boyfriend to call."

Sam & Irma's Antiques - 'Hey, Irma! Our first computer!'

'What's that?'