Nostalgic Investor Gifts

'Diversified Investments Inc. Specializing in: Stocks, Bonds, Govt. securities, baseball cards, comic books.'

"Mr. Mooglark goes way back. He remembers fund trading before there were derivatives."

'I consider myself a throwback to the days when America made things - I make money at the stock market.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Bring out yer books!'