Romantic Innovators Gifts

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Romantic Glass Blower

Intellectual Foreplay...

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Existentialists In Love

'We were matched by computer.'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Bakery - say it with flour.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

A Woman's Conquests.

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

Requiem

Love at first text.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Artist

Love in social networks

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

"We need to text about our relationship."

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"