Romance Pioneers Gifts

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Romans.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'Be my Valentine?'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'How much for NO stems?'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"This new guy's really good!"

Sadomasochists in love

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

A shared passion