Romance Revivers Gifts

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Office Park

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'We don't text anymore.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Sex Games of the Married

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"