Romance Reviver Gifts

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

You're the olive in my martini

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Office Park

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Jenga!!!

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'We don't text anymore.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'We need to twerk.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

I think we're alone now!

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."