Romance Reviver Pillows

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

You're the olive in my martini

Office Park

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Jenga!!!

'We don't text anymore.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

I think we're alone now!

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

1619: Valentine's Day

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Sex Games of the Married