Romance Restorer Pillows

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

A couple in bed together with their phones.

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

Cardiology

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

An old couple visit a woods where they once carved their name in a tree and discover it has bee cut down.

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

"I remember the days when you used to pull my hair like that!"

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"

"Can't you just glue it back on?"

"I shall always remember this church for 3 things - aisle, altar, hymn!"

We really need to put the mystery back into this relationship... why don't you disappear?

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'When was the last time you had a tune up?'

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"

'That would explain the lack of romance.'