Romance Recycler Pillows

"So, what do you think? A one like you and a two like me...?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Scrapyard Worker

Al's Computer Salvage.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Veggie Princess

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

"Three. How many times you been married?"