Romance Recycler Gifts

"So, what do you think? A one like you and a two like me...?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Scrapyard Worker

Al's Computer Salvage.

Veggie Princess

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

"Three. How many times you been married?"

'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'