Recycler Gifts

Rag and Bone

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Throwing away your brain

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Al's Computer Salvage.

"I heard you buy old computer parts. Well, get your checkbook out."

Upcycling Centre

Olympic medals are made from recycled mobile phones

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Scrapyard Worker

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

'That's the last time we buy a biodegradable TV.'

'Before recycling, try duct tape'

'I love what you've done with your trash.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Al's Computer Salvage.

Crossing lane for city 'canners.'

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"