Electronics Recycler Gifts

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Tree Funeral

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Recycling centre

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

Scrapyard Worker

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Al's Computer Salvage.

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

"Three. How many times you been married?"

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'